A Piece of my Mind: Things My Mother Said to Me (Los Altos Town Crier – April 5, 2017)

“Anything worth doing is worth doing well.”
But also: [Of a small tear or a crooked seam on a dress]. “It’ll never show on a galloping horse”
“What did Thumper say?” [It was actually Thumper’s mother in “Bambi” who said “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”]
“ If you ever say that word again I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap!”
“I grew up in a house with no men -my widowed grandmother, my widowed Aunt Em and her daughter, my divorced mother, and me. When I got married I didn’t know anything. I used to go in and watch your father shave. It was thrilling!”
“Aunt Em always said: ‘Never ask a question that can be answered by a number.’”
“My grandmother and my Aunt Em had always done all the cooking. I barely knew how to boil water. Your father had to teach me how to cook. “
“Everything I knew about being married I learned from the “Can This Marriage Be Saved?” articles in the Ladies’ Home Journal. Everything your father knew about being married he learned from the Boy Scout Handbook. Somehow we did all right.”
“Your father would take any job offer as an opportunity. I never had any security – never! until I got my first teaching job. Mac never said no to an offer; I never said no to him – I was such a doormat.”
[On the age gap between my younger siblings and me]” We had our family all set. One boy, one girl. Then we moved to East Texas and there wasn’t much else to do.”
“It’s not so much whether your child is ready to do something; it’s whether you’re ready to let him.”
“I didn’t care so much about being the first to do something. But I wanted to be the best. Well, actually, I liked being first too.”
“One of the worst things about being a widow is that you are not #1 with anyone anymore.”
“If you’re going to be famous, Allyson, don’t wait until it’s too late for me to enjoy it.”
[About the visions which began appearing after cataract surgery] “I know they’re not real, but they’re a lot more interesting than my reality these days.”
“Mac [dead 20 years earlier] comes and stands by the bed at night, but he never says anything to me. Do you think he is angry with me?”
“Promise you won’t give up on me, Allyson.”
[As I was helping her walk from her chair in my living room to the dining room table] “They didn’t tell me it would be so long. “
Me, thinking she meant the distance to her dinner: “It’s the same distance it’s always been.”
Mom: “No, I meant old age.”
[While living at her home of 60 years with 24/7 care] “Shouldn’t there be a pill I could take now to get all this over with?”
[Near the end of her life and memory] “I was looking forward to moving, but I can’t decide between moving in with Aunt Em or with Mother.”
“Are you a patient here too, or are you one of the staff?”
“Am I going home tonight?”
My mother died in her own bed a week later. 
I am a big fan of public transit, taking the train regularly to Sacramento and San Francisco to visit family, taking BART to the Symphony or to museums in San Francisco, riding Light Rail and Muni in San Jose and San Francisco.


was bequeathed to the state of CA by James P. Hendy, whose fortune came from the steel company whose sign you can still see bordering the railway tracks in Sunnyvale, so there is a local connection.








Apparently silver hair at a heavy metal concert is irresistible. No less than three different groups of black-clad, pierced concert-goers approached us to ask “Can we have our picture taken with you?” We were turning from the last set of admirers when Pitchu appeared beside us and invited us backstage. Behind the shelter of a cinderblock wall and a steel door we were able to remove our earplugs and enjoy watching Pitchu practicing her drumming on the steel locker, Prika in lotus position on a crate checking notices from the previous gig, and Fernanda applying the makeup which transformed her from a clear-skinned smiling All-Brazilian Girl to a wild-eyed punk rocker. 

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