Texas Freeway Stops on the Way to the Back of Beyond: Ozona
From Austin to the Big Bend country of Texas, you pretty much have to go by freeway. But there are plenty of stops to be made along the way.
Ozona, Texas, is one of those towns whose reasons for existence seems to have evaporated, leaving only shells of former splendor, like dinosaur fossils, to evoke what once was. Like many another small Texas county seat, it boasts an impressive courthouse facing the central square. As a general rule, the vintage of the courthouse (in this case, late Victorian) is a good indicator of when the town was at its peak.
The courthouse, like many others, is a Texas Historical Landmark, attested by a plaque next to the front door. The square boasts a statue of a pioneer family, in addition to a large memorial to Davy Crockett (Ozuna is county seat of Crockett County). Judging by the style of the memorial, it was probably installed soon after the coonskin cap craze of the mid-50’s. Probably predating the Crockett memorial by at least 20 years is a brave neon sign proclaiming Ozona as “The Biggest Little Town in the World”.
But the other buildings around the square belie the boast. There is a bank building with a beautiful classical façade, now boarded up. There is a decaying three story hotel with a vintage look, now boarded up. The largest business on the square is a gun shop. The second largest is a stockman’s supply store. The third largest… well, I’m not sure among the many vacant facades which might have been open.
Ozona’s town center with its boastful sign eerily evoked the ending of Percy Shelley’s classic poem “Ozymandias”:

The classic ad for Scotch Whiskey started with “What does a Scotchman wear under his kilts?” Now I know.
Why do we yearn over battlefields and lost causes? At the Battle of Gettysburg, the High Water Mark of the Confederacy gets more photos than any other monument. Even on our cruise in Alaska we toured a battlefield – the last stand of the Kwakiutls or some such. We are in awe of places where lots of young men died for reasons they and we no longer understand. And here we are at Culloden, where young Scotsmen in kilts wielded swords and battle axes against British cannon and riflery, and died bravely for a prince who escaped the carnage and lived out a wastrel life in Italy. .
You see, you understand.

I can’t say I knew Scotland better after a whirlwind tour, and certainly gained no real insiders knowledge of its captital, Edinburgh. So I will give you a bullet list, and some photos, and leave you to explore this fount of history and legend as you will.

I was thrilled to be going to York long before I had seen a picture or read an itinerary – as a long-time fan of Josephine Tey’s


The uncharacteristically lovely weather continued as we stopped in Helmsley. It was Friday, Market Day, and the square was full of stalls offering everything from greeting cards to cabbages. The window boxes were cascading with flowers, and inside the city hall vendors stood proudly behind tables teeming with meats, cheeses, and jellies all produced locally.

The disaster which struck here was no natural catastrophe, nor military strike. It was called